We the People of the United States of America, do request that the federal government do grant the signers of all of the secessionist petitions exactly what they want- to leave this great and beautiful country.
We the People, do request that the federal government and it's appropriate agencies place the names of all individuals who signed any of the secessionist petitions to a list of people to deport swiftly and immediately.
We the People love our country and do not feel we should not stand in the way of those who want to leave.
However, we do not feel they should be able to take part of our beautiful and glorious country with them.
Please send them on their way, to a country of their choosing.after stripping them of their citizenship along the way.