Grant the State of California peaceful secession from the Union so we can print our own money to fund a Socialist State

Whereas California is unable to further it's socialist agenda without massive spending, and such spending is not possible without raising taxes to prohibitive levels, and whereas printing money is the cheapest method to raise necessary revenues, the collective California brain (currently housed in a secret underground bunker near Berkeley) has determined that it is our karma to invoke our right of secession so we can print money and remove the final obstacle to creating a socialist nirvana. Peace out.