Grant West Village B of Northeastern University to peacefully secede from the United States of America and create its own new government while remaining a peaceful neighbor to the United States.
The citizens of West Village B, while harbouring no resentment towards the United States, wish to be a free people, free from the oppression of the United States and the other West Village complexes.
In this secession, we intend to claim West Village B’s Wallaston’s convenience store as our national food bank and will defend it at all costs.
Allow West Village B the dignity of self-governance!
Check out our constitution:
http://tinyurl.com/d22acjj
Really, check it out. You won't regret it!