Because 33,345 Texas residents have peacefully petitioned the President of the United States to peacefully grant their request to allow the State of Texas to leave the United States to form their own autonomous nation.
And in granting such petition, the right of football players throughout the requested autonomous nation of Texas to play football in the United States could be wrongfully impacted,
We the patriotic, America loving, freedom promoters of this petition, respectfully petition The President of the United States to grant solely the University of Missouri, the right to recruit and sign football players from the autonomous nation of Texas and allow them to play in any college football game, so long as they pledge allegiance to the flag of The United States of America.