Remember when our politicians had really awesome facial hair? Not unless you're dead you do. We want to bring back the best time in our nation, when presidents had pet bears and were free to let their man face rage. It is a known fact that beards reduce lameness and increase bald eagle breeding threefold. Bring back the beard, the moustache...bring back AMERICA.
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