Dear President Obama,
100 years ago, the President of this great nation was William Howard Taft. Among many other notable facts, the chief among them is that Taft was the last president to wear facial hair in office. Mr. President, this has gone on long enough.
On March 4, 2013, it will have been 100 years since the United States' highest officer has worn facial hair if you, or whoever wins the next presidential race, doesn't act to stop this travesty. We the people feel that a strong, bold, bearded president is exactly what will pull us out of this recession, and restore America to greatness.