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Grow a Pair.

Created by M.R. on September 10, 2013

The Federal government needs to immediately fund emergency stem cell research to grow a pair of testicles for our president, Barack Hussein Obama, & surgically implant them immediately.

On the evening of September 10th, 2013, President Obama addressed the nation, confused & weak, asking for direction on foreign policy & permission to act as Commander in Chief. The American people-- nearly half of whom have balls of their own-- shook their collective heads in disbelief & wondered if there has ever been a more sad & pathetic president. A president seemingly unaware that-- in the absence of decisive American leadership-- he has allowed Russian President Vladimir Putin to set global foreign policy. The CIA has confirmed that Putin has balls.

Please help grow a pair for our president.

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