Grow a pair of sunflowers in his office for the next president.

I say that lazy, lazy person should grow two sunflowers in seperate pots, the old fashioned way, without growth stimulate. Straight from the seed, and leave the pots in the window sill for the next president. If the next president is as bad or worse than Obama, then proceed to lock the flowers in a cryogenic chamber and bury them beneath the secret Whit House bunker. And name them the freedom flowers.