halt all radio playing of Gangnam Style and ban the dance from any and all clubs across the country.

Whereas on this day in the year of our lord, Two Thousand and Twelve. A national scourge has been sweeping our land. A talentless fat little man who calls himself "Psy" has been brain washing our nations youth into thinking his song "Gangnam Style" is good. This is not so. I call for President Obama to officially ban the song from being played and the dance being performed.