We, The People of the Bungie, Inc., video game Destiny forthwith, hitherto, and forevermore, demand the cessation of this adolescent obsession with Omnigul, the Will of Crota. Further, we require the nihilist Xûr to immediately remove these cheap imports from his inventory and to replace them with quality Scandinavian pieces like Gjallarhorn and Icebreaker for the greater good of our nation, the betterment of humanity, and to slow the decay of societal norms. And we're still holding out hope for the Creedence tapes.



