These are difficult times, and there are many issues that divide us: just look at any other given petition, and it is usually on a hot-button issue, such as state secession. There is one thing we can all agree on, however, and that is that Gangnam Style is awesome. Seriously, it has nearly 800 million views as of today, while there are only about 314 million people living in the U.S. Therefore, nothing would help us rally behind our president more than seeing him dance the Gangnam Style dance seen in the music video for the song. In a public address to the nation, he should perform the dance televised and live. Congressional leaders should join him; it might help them all get along better. Malia, Sasha, and Michelle, as well, in support of their father and husband. Oh, and Psy.



