Have Congress sing "I'm a little teapot" since they can't pass anything they should still do something to earn their pay

Congress can't seem to do anything but argue like children on a playground. It's really getting to be embarrassing to the people of the United States. So that they should suffer the same fate because they are not held to the same laws and regulations we the people are, hopefully this might make them pull their heads out. Since they can't come together to do their job then, we the people as their rightful employers, want them to earn their inflated salaries and come together and sing this simple little song. Seems legit to me. We already have enough people earning paychecks for doing nothing, don't want my govt doing the same thing.