Have the Federal Government make fake Twitter girlfriends for every male Twitter user in the United States.

John Stewart from The Daily Show at Comedy Central recommended that the American populace rise up and demand the right to government provided fake Internet girlfriends. If you think about it, this would make great sense! The government could employ thousands of people (each running multiple Twitter accounts) whose sole job is simply to tweet at the lonely and love deprived men of America. This would raise the moral of the average American male whilst simultaneously employing large swaths of people. They could even bring in giant Tweeting Supercomputers of doom (although that cuts back on job creation). Either way, the "Epic Twitter Thing" (yes that's the name of it) could be extremely important in reforming America (rivaling the New Deal). It could even become a constitutional amendment.