I believe more people would appreciate the "Fifty Shades of Grey" trilogy if Gilbert Gottfried was commissioned to do an audiobook for each of the three novels. He has shown in a YouTube video that the can be a very passionate reader and I think that it would be a travesty to let anyone else do the reading.
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