Have our Congress and Senate, Obama and other living Presidents, Democrat and Republican alike, make a public apology on the White House lawn before every major news outlet for not putting the American people first and foremost.
Also make Obama quack like a duck at the end, flailing his elbows about. And make George Bush roll around in the grass going "wwwwweeeeeeeee look at me murica!". And give Dick Cheney a loaded shotgun.