The President being a man of significant visibility and as the chief representative of this great nation, should immediately grow a finely manicured goatee.
There have been studies that show that men with beards look more trustworthy, and are deemed more credible. Further, having the President grow facial hair will be in keeping with the tradition of all other Presidents from the great state of Illinois.
So it is with great urgency, and critical importance to this great union that President Obama grow a "baller" goatee.



