Have President Obama apologize to Sarah Palin for Being Born

My name is Robert W Sandera a presidential candidate for the people who believes this country needs to laugh. So because Sarah Palins having dysfunctional family issues again, and she apparently believes it's President Obama's fault her son Track was aledgedly drunk with a gun and kicked his girlfriends ass for old boyfriend communications & Being that everything on the face of the earth must be Obama's fault, we would like him to apologize for being born. If that doesn't work perhaps he should lean back and drop his drawers so she can twist his sack lol. Maybe that would be more effective for her to shut her Yapper. Of course after after her yappers rambling endorsement of Trump another solution might be an executive order 2 create her a position at Department of Airheads fffing Anonymous