Get Samuel L. Jackson to create an alarm and snooze tone.
Alarm (in SLJ voice): "Wake Up Motherf***er!!!"
Snooze (in SLJ voice): "I see you've decided to hit the snooze button, but as it's a stupid a** decision, I've elected to ignore it."
and also have Samuel L. Jackson become the official VO Artist for all government related commercials.