Politico called him a sex symbol. Leslie Knope said that he's on her celebrity sex list. Everyone and their grandmother loves him. In the words of President Obama, "Everyone knows Biden is a good looking guy. You should of seen some of the ropelines. People were propositioning him...where were we where all those women started saying, 'Joe, you're HOT?'"
Our national debt is staggering, so why not let everyone's favorite Vice President make some sassy Americans happy and open a kissing booth to help lower the debt?