We Guardians have been played like a -blam!- fiddle!
The legendary weapon, Gjallarhorn, that was bestowed upon us Guardians that our cruel lords (Bungie), has been revoked of it's status as a reward for grinding, and is now issued to the common plebs who hadn't earned their mark.
Now, through the salty tears, our lords have become weak, and given in to the mass cry of scrubs, thereby stripping us old sea dogs of our rightful boasting.
We demand that our dedication to this game be known, and that Xûr is sent back to his home planet, because he is a bigot and racist.
As for the newly christened "Gjallarlords," they have to be rest to level 1, and can never obtain the G-horn because they got it through being a bunch of -blaming!- -blams!- instead of Patience and Time.