There is a sickness festering in the heart of the nation. It is a combination of post-millenium blues and economic despair brought on by gross abuses of our capitalist system. If we are not going to meaningfully address these issues, and it appears that we are not, then we have two choices: (1) We accept our fate with grim resignation and allow ourselves to spiral into a moral collapse so horrifying that the only response is self-preserving numbness, or (2) We throw a massive, nationwide butt-rock tour that if successful could spark a wildfire of good will, optimism, brotherhood and patriotism - the likes of which hasn't been seen since our bicentennial. Butt rock is the energizing, authentic, visceral "whole food" antidote to our artificial, processed, soul-bleaching "fast food" culture.



