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Help control the Bird population that causes my crotch itch.

Created by D.B. on September 26, 2016

These dam birds. They fly everywhere and crap. On my tin roof, my pontoon boat in my front yard and mostly they fly through my bedroom window and crap on me while sleeping. Its seems to always land in my groin area. An avid snatch scratcher already, I seem to rub myself and mix the bird shit into my vag causing the worst stench and infection. STOP THESE DAM BIRDS. Namaste

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