A plague has struck the United States. A plague of legitimacy. This plague has disabled us from being weird. From being unproductive. We do nothing but contribute to society, but where's the real United States? Where we're free to be funny. To be weird. I say we must strike back, good people of these fifty United States of America! Sign this random petition not related to petty politics, and show you still care about freedom. I thank you for reading.



