Giving my grape flavored Kool-Aid to all the inner-city African Americans who need it. Also watermelon. Those negros love the watermelon. Oh, and some free fried chicken at the soup kitchens. They would like that, maybe with some corn bread too. Ya, that would be swell. Maybe we could fix the bee problem down there. I mean, with all of them getting their lips stung. Why else would they have such swollen lips. You know what that reminds me of? Flowers. They are so pretty. Sometimes I like to frolic in a large field of them. The butterflies would spring up and be like, "Hey, man what's up?" , and I'd be like, "Oh nothing much, how bout you?" . Then they'd be all like,"Ya man, my wife had some kids and I left her, and I refuse to pay child support." So , black people and stuff.



