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Help Jeremiah fix his hairline

Created by A.S. on September 08, 2016

Dis kids hairline is a triangle. He looks like the last air bender. This kid got robbed by his own people. Help us upgrade that hairline of his. And fix his crusty asf hair. Dudes shoe game weaker than Anthony. His street name is autism. U may see him repping red and giving head to 5 homeless guys at the same time. He's the sperm his mother should have swallow. His dad told him "let's play hide and seek" Jeremiah counted to 40 and never saw his dad again. Been 15 year. He still think his dad hiding. His favorite app is grinder. He lowkey advertises the illuminati on his head. He fought with a cat and now has battle scars. Sign this petition and help me find jeremiahs hairline.

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