There are millions of people in this country that are out of work and the government wastes billions of dollars every single day on unemployment, as well as many other programs and studies that are of no use to the average citizen.
Why not use some of that money to build a really big thing.
It doesn't matter what that thing is, it just has to be really big and we need to build it.
Then, people will come from all over the world to see this big thing. They'll build a really big thing restaurant, a really big thing resort and casino!
We, the undersigned petition the government to build a really big thing!