We the People submit to you, Current-President Obama, that Oprah would be the perfect appointment to the Supreme Court. Our country is deeply divided, and healing these gaping wounds will be a difficult challenge.
Several competing petitions call on you to recess appoint Merrick Garland. But let’s face it, the only people excited about Merrick Garland are you, Mr. President, and . . . well, Merrick Garland. Nothing against the Gar-Man, per se, but he won’t be bringing anyone together. Or, as the President-Elect would tweet: “Merrick Garland? Who? Boring. Sad.”
Thus, Oprah is the logical choice to bring us – all of us – back together, just as she used to do every weekday afternoon following Family Feud.
Plus, Dr. Phil can clerk for her. So, more healing! We the People over and out!