The American people deserve to see Grover Norquist in a public forum and televised before a national audience, have someone give him a "wedgy". The wedgy should be done by someone who is certified in grabbing large "tighty whities" and perhaps strong enough to lift Grover Norquist slightly off the ground for the full effect.
This national event, should be offered to all news agencies, including FOX "News".
Before receiving the wedgy, Mr Norquist should be able to address the nation, admit he is a poopy head or simply offer up his undies on ebay.