The buffoonery and outright falsehoods by certain members of Congress must be dealt with effectively. As certain members of Congress are driven primarily by ego and money, we, the citizens of the United States of America, do hereby request that, upon discovery that a member of Congress has lied publicly (for example Paul Ryan on a daily basis) or has made a mockery of his position (see Joe Wilson - "You lie!"), that member will be held in the pillory for public observance and belittlement. Said member will also be unpaid for the time between the offending act and the completion of punishment by confinement in the pillory.



