Having been elected as Ents Rep, Mr Charlie Briggs immediately renegaded on his promises to Mr Jethro Baird (BA Cantab) and Lord Henry Hall (BA Cantab). He gave a sacred oath that they, under the proviso they would not stand against him as candidates, would be hired as St Catharine's College resident Bop DJs. Instead, in a self-serving act many have compared to Caesar, Mr Briggs immediately appointed himself resident DJ for life. As a result, we are calling for a ground-swell of popular support. If you believe in the core values of freedom, democracy, transparency and integrity, then join us in demanding #Justice4Dreakfast.



