For years we've endured a terrible hardship. There have been whales. There have been dolphins. There have been fish, octopuses, and even crabs. But the mightiest creature of the sea has been forgotten. This has gone on long enough. It's time for our government to band together over something that really matters, a shark emoji.
By requiring all emoji sets to include a shark emoji we will no longer have to suffer under the tyranny of the dolphin. It might look vaguely like a shark, but we all know the truth. We must end this fallacy.
The time has come. Elevate the shark to emojidom. Heal our broken nation.