In light of The UK leaving the EU, we should formally invite them to become the 51st state. Or perhaps a colony with the option of acheiving statehood after a trial period. President Obama, imagine if you will, that your mothers HOA forced her hand and she decided to leave the neighborhood. I know that you would convert your game room into a room for her until she got everything sorted out. I'm calling on the government to act. America's mother needs us. Don't let her crash and burn. We can't end up letting her be the next Greece. Or Trudy Beekman if you will. And I think you will. Act now. The Middle East is a boondoggle. Let's put that behind us and colonize the UK.
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