We the people request that Christopher M. Alminde and Edward G. Hochuli battle in a nationally televised bout of close quarters, unarmed combat. Christopher M. Alminde is 22 years old and stands at 5'10 weighing 160 lbs. as opposed to Edward G. Hochuli who is officially listed at 6' and weighs 185 lbs and has an impressive 62 years of experience under his belt.



