I am petitioning the Obama administration to ban Nicolas Cage from starring in cinema and in screen media. People, let's face the facts: Nick Cage is a horrible actor. If Nicolas Cage is starring in a movie, rest assured it won't be any good. Imagine, if you will, National Treasure WITHOUT Nicolas Cage. It was an okay movie, but imagine if some other actor had been the star. Pick almost anyone. Even Tommy Wiseau would have played the roll better, and his acting is only funny because he is so horrid at it (look up "The Room" if you aren't familiar with him). Nicolas Cage destroys movies and we need to put a stop to him. Please sign my petition.
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