As the popularity of the HBO show "Game of Thrones" (based on the A Song of Ice and Fire book series by George R.R. Martin) continues to grow, it is time that the President takes a stance, enumerates his position, and identify with which house the Obama family is currently allied.
Are the Obamas Starks or Lannisters? Baratheons or Freys? Umbers or Arryns? Boltons or Greyjoys? Tyrells, Tarleys, Tulleys, or Targaryens?
And, if forced into a lifetime of servitude, would the President choose to be a septon, a knight of the King's Guard, a brother of the Night's Watch, or a maester?
We the American people demand that the President immediately declassify this information!