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If JJ Abrams screws up Star Wars, we ask that his name officially be changed to Jar Jar Abrams.

Created by B.P. on October 27, 2015

We ask that if JJ Abrams screws up the new Star Wars movie, President Obama will release an official decree renaming JJ Abrams to Jar Jar Abrams, in shame. To determine whether he has screwed up the franchise, we will look to the Rotten Tomato score to see if it has scored worse or better than the average for the year. He must score at least 10 points better than the average for the year of release, 2015. Sorry JJ, Hollywood has favored quantity over quality and that should be reflected.

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