If we're not getting a Death Star, can we get some frickin' sharks with frickin' lasers beams attached to their heads?

You have already written that we, the American People don't need to invest $850,000,000,000,000 bizzillion gagillion on the Death Star...

So...You know, we have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!... Ah, would you remind us what we pay you people for, honestly? Throw us a bone here! What do we have?