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Illegalize the Smell of Freshly Baked Chocolate Chip Cookies for Things That Aren't Freshly Baked Chocolate Chip Cookies

Created by M.M. on March 01, 2013

Scented candle and air freshening companies have gone too far, reaching the holy smells of the heavenly freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. It's not just any privileged, good smell of American society. It is more than that. It is etched into the childhood fabrics that is home. It is a religious kind of smell that must not be manipulated into the markets of our materialistic society, used for granted by the greed of the 1% in an attempt of making cash over the falsified impression that there are indeed freshly baked chocolate chip cookies waiting to be eaten in your homes.

This form of lying is the shallowest of all evils that can be committed by anyone. It is essentially screaming fire in a movie theater, when there is none. Even Satan would remark, "That is truly evil."

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