Whereas Stephenson B Dyersburg has proven to cause social, ethical and health problems in people of all ages,
Whereas sexual perversion and homosexuality are pretty amazing, but irrelavent to this petition.
Whereas a new video game has just been created that far exceeds any others in the psychological and spiritual advantage it does to teens,
We, the American people, today ask you,
1) To enact an immediate approval on the videogame known as "SkyRim" produced by Blizzard Entertainment.
2) To seize and play all copies already in public hands and post humorous topics of it on the internet.
3) To give fist bumps to the players of "SkyRim" to the fullest extent of the law.