Whereas video gaming has proven to increase hand-eye coordination, learning, and problem solving in people of all ages,
Whereas sexual perversion and homosexuality are rarely, if ever, brought up throughout the course of gameplay in Skyrim, and even if present would not attempt to destroy the Christian foundations upon which this nation was built,
Whereas a new video game has been created that far exceeds any others in the beautiful storytelling it provides to teens,
We, the American people, today ask you:
1. To enact an immediate ban on the petition that wishes to ban the video game known as Skyrim, produced by Blizzard Entertainment.
2. To allow all copies of Skyrim to continue to exist, so as not to restrict freedoms.
3. To leave the monitoring of teenagers to their parents.