We the people of the United States of America recognize that the current national anthem is outdated. The archaic phrasing and overused symbolization no longer resonates with the general public as a national anthem should.
Therefore, in order to connect with the average American, we must change our national anthem. The one great and obvious choice is the song 'America, Fuck Yeah' from the film Team America World Police. It encapsulates everything that being an American is all about, thus it is the perfect national anthem.
Please, for the betterment of our great country, change the national anthem now.