We petition the Government to immediately inform all US cities and towns of the need to change their Catholic Saint inspired names in order to conform to the edicts of the US Constitution and separation of church/state:
Saint Florian, Alabama
Saint George, Alaska
Saint Mary's, Alaska
Saint Michael, Alaska
Saint Paul, Alaska
Saint Johns, Arizona
San Luis, Arizona
Saint Charles, Arkansas
Saint Francis, Arkansas
Saint Joe, Arkansas
Saint Paul, Arkansas
Saint Helena, California
San Anselmo, California
San Bernardino, California
San Bruno, California
San Buenaventura, California
San Carlos, California
San Clemente, California
San Diego, California
San Dimas, California
San Fernando, California
San Francisco, California
and all other such St., San, et