We the people of the 80's and 90's are tired of seeing our beloved national treasures, such as the Ninja Turtles, be violated and exploited into nonsensical action films. Michael Bay has already tarnished the sanctity of The Transformers and is poised to do even worse treachery to the beloved Ninja Turtles. I mean come on, Will Arnett as the Shredder?!?!
Please Mr. President help save the Ninja Turtles from being forever bastardized by the action tyrant Michael Bay.