Whereas video gaming, an applicable artform has proven to be beneficial effects for gamers of all ages,
Whereas legislation against homosexuality and sexual preference is threatening the sovereignty and liberty of Americans everywhere,
Whereas a new petition has just been created that far exceeds any other in the amount of stupidity and 1st Amendment violations,
We, the American people, today ask you,
1) To oppose a petition for the immediate ban of the video game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" in the USA.
2) To seize and ban all creators of illogical petitions from the official White House website.
3) To prosecute the creators of this petition to the fullest extent of Interweb law.
4) To enact an IQ test during the registration to this website to prevent further idiotic petitions.