Immediately place a ban on all pens, pencils, automobiles, donut shops, fast food restaurants and all printed media.

If "assault" weapons are banned as a result of recent incidents then you MUST IMMEDIATELY ban pencils and pens for making people unable to write, books for making people illiterate, donut shops and fast food restaurants for making society obese and all automobiles for being the cause of drunken driving deaths. You must also IMMEDIATELY remove weapons with high capacity magazines from all personal security details of the Whitehouse and members of Congress. If the citizens of the U.S.A. must abide by an "inpending" ban, then your office must lead the way. Take away your protection and we MIGHT give up ours.