As our founding fathers so heroically labored to author our nation’s Constitution, Ron Burgundy and his legendary team revolutionized the nightly news. Born of unmatched integrity and love of country, they came into your living rooms to tell you the things that matter: Skiing squirrels. Weather. Sports. Car chases. Panda watch.
They’re the team you trust. They’re the team you listen to. Their faces are statuesque but they should be statues. For their courageous service to these United States of America and to all humanity, we ask you to help us dynamite their faces onto Mt. Rushmore.
Champ Kind. Brian Fantana. Brick Tamland. Ron Burgundy. #MakeRushmoreClassy