Impeach President Obama and replace him with either Duncan Trussell, Joe Rogan, Brian Redban, Doug Stanhope or teacup pig. Surely one of them could get past the annoying strings protruding from the backs of their hands and tops of their feet. This would greatly benefit our education because these men (and pig) have important and intellectual things to say. It may also pry open sheople, ahem excuse me, people's third eye.



