We messed up bad America. No idea how it happened, but I can only assume a bunch of idiots and a lot of alcohol. Maybe it has something to do with inferiority complexes of white men with small hands. Or probably racism. That probably had something to do with it. The thing is though this is the land of second chances, and Obama gave us change we could believe in. Now please allow is to change ourban minds. We take it back. We're sorry america.



