implement the creation of electronic toasters in all public restrooms to promote public health and economic growth

This is a petition to implement electronic toasters in all public restrooms. By having an iron tool near you while you defecate, you can defend yourself against possible intruders. Also, this will spur economic growth and job creations. We urge for this project to be completed by 2013. By enforcing this project on each and every state, we can create thousands of new jobs, and help promote economic growth and stability.