We are tired of being labeled 'obese', 'lard-ass' 'fatties', 'bubble-butts' and 'wobble bottoms'. We are 'big boned', 'healthy' or 'husky'.
It's time that so-called 'slim' Americans were called to account for their years of verbal abuse. Along with force-feeding of people with a body mass index under 25, we demand a 10% tax on green vegetables and restaurants to seat those who order salad closest to the bathrooms. Exercise needs to be taxed too, with a 'sin' tax on gyms. Also, Physical Education in schools must no longer be mandatory.